I guess I am both happy and sad.
I am happy because apparently young people in Riverside, California will never witness or experience mortality since they won’t be reading my book, which is great for them.
But I am also sad because I was really hoping I would be able to introduce the idea that human beings die to the children of Riverside, California and thereby crush their dreams of immortality.
Imagine a world where people only die if they know about death.
(How quickly) would everyone become immortal? What do you think will happen? Will there come a point wherein everyone hides the the concept of death from a generation and the concept will die out? Can you even do that? You can’t teach any form of history, or even family trees, because every previous generation has died (what about pets and other animals? is it only human mortality that counts?). Infant mortality would drop to zero though.
If people only can die if they know death exist, would anything change at all?
And so a novel was born.
WHAT IF SEASON ONE/TWO SAM WAS A PROPHET
I MEAN HEADACHES, VISIONS OF THE FUTURE…
AND WHEN HE DIED CHUCK WAS MADE INTO THE NEW PROPHET AND THAT’S WHY HE NEVER HAD ANY MORE VISIONS
this could actually make tons of sense
Whoa. You just fucked up my brain.
Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.
The Harry Potter fandom is the Queen of all fandoms
dude the actual voice of mario is going around with little mario dolls and making vines why has nobody seen this?!?!?!
i love how the daleks look exactly the same now as they did 50 years ago
but the cybermen, on the other hand,
look completely different
i guess you could say they upgraded
Cyber men’s society is based on making stuff better
Dalek society believes they are already the best they could be so why change
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling